In the spirit of Halloween, a monster themed meme. 

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not? 

My answer to this question would probably depend on the day. Today I feel like I have a lot to work out so I will say yes. I need all the time I can get.

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

I’ll have to go sappy on this one and say Rob while also assuming that if I say that, Caroline and Katherine would be included in the package.

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Income inequality.

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Losing touch with so many of my high school and college friends.

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

I consider myself fairly independent.

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

My dad. His birthday was November 1st so I’m thinking a lot about him.

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

If I could eat french fries and ice cream all the time and still feel great, I would do it.

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

I would make my upper lip bigger. It’s awfully thin.

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

I would make the politicians in Washington talk to each other for long enough to get something accomplished.

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

I would wish for the girls to have lives filled with happiness, confidence and people who love them.