Stacey Loscalzo

Mar 28

My Dog Ate the Easter Bunny*

by Stacey

This ‘once thought to be super cute’ dog ate the Easter Bunny.

Or at least her babies.

Seriously.

I let Daisy out this morning and she was gone for longer than usual. I looked out and saw that something was holding her attention back in the bushes. When I called her, she didn’t come so I went out to investigate.

And that was when I saw it. She had a new born baby bunny in her mouth. And there was a full nest of bunnies next to her.

I will not regale you with the rest of the details. It is enough to say that I will have nightmares for weeks. You don’t need to join me.

I just wanted to warn you in case your children’s Easter baskets were looking a bit slim this year. The Easter Bunny might be in mourning.

*Great thanks to my hysterical and wise friend Beth Meleski for the title of this post.

One Comment

  1. Melinda Sohval says:

    This is hysterical. Now Stacey , you know that I am an avid animal lover. But these testosterone filled foliage devouring bunnies are too much.Last night, Rob and I were lamenting how these non human fearing, non animal fearing bunnies are eating all our spring foliage. I planted 100’s of crocuses this September. Now you know after the fall and winter I have had, that I was really looking forward to the spring bulbs as a sign of hope and renewal. Well thanks to the killer bunnies this is just not gonna happen. So…when can Daisy do a sleepover at our house??

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